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fuckiero:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

(Source: trashypunkers)

slayboybunny:

i refuse to be shamed for having a body. i refuse to get embarrassed when a tampon falls out of my purse or spend a whole day anxious about if someones going to notice that i forgot to shave a patch of leg hair. i wasnt put on this earth to spend my time apologizing for my existence and i refuse to let anyone make me feel like i have to waste my energy on all that petty shit

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to
harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?
Person: Scale of 1-10 how dramatic are you?
Me: Phantom of the Opera overture
sketchshark:

aboutmerpeople:

Steer clear of Lampreymaid.

Lampreymaid. She doesn’t talk much and I hear she has a gambling problem. It’s probably best that you just avoid that Lampreymaid.